1. If the Japenese started making horror movies that did not revolve around creepy little girls who come back from the dead to avenge themselves on other,even creepier little girls,no one would go to see them.
2. If zombies didnt constantly turn up in unusual places - convenience stores,high-rise student housing,rural Pennsylvania - aficionados would drop the subgenre just like that.
3. Small children are often evil in horror movies,a tradition that descends from The Bad Seed and The Exorcist and The Omen.
4. Teens in horror movies are usually spoiled brats who deserve to die. They are always the products of broken homes. This is why they are so often home alone.
5.Horror movies almost always contain a scene in which a woman washes her face in a sink, and when she straightens up and looks in the mirror, a girl missing half her face is starting directly back at her.
6. Horror films work best in rural settings, because rustics are scary in and of themselves, and because there are lots of frightening farm tools on hand,and also because there are no neighbours to beg for help when the flaying and amateur surgery get into full swing
7. Horror movies also contain lots of scenes in which the living dead or the living undead zip past an open door or window,but nobody sees them.
8. Women constantly take showers in horror films, even though this has been a terrible idea ever since Psycho.
9.In a horror movie, you should never purchase a dirt-cheap house or apartment without making detailed inquiries about how many previous tenants were skinned alive in the pantry.
10.Never go into a darkroom alone,because someone in the film you are developing will come to life and rip your lungs open. Finally never answer te phone in a horror movie.To avoid disaster,text.
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